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This is the home of Small Monkey Productions;
we remain the premier website dedicated to
providing small monkey related shenanigans to
you, the discerning customer.  If you are familiar
with our previous work, you may note that we
have shifted focus just a little.  

We've made movies, beaten bookies, cracked
cryptography and generally had a laugh doing it.  
Yes, you will still find the hearsay and heresy,
diatribes and discussion that helped the monkey
make his mark.

It's just that now we are feeling a bit more militant
about the whole thing.
The small monkey demands to know just what the
hell is going on around here
Disclaimer:  No monkeys were harmed in the making of this
website.  We can't make any promises about anyone else.  Some of
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views of some people.  If you think you might be one of those
people who finds our views offensive, just remember that probably
means we find your views offensive too.  So fuck off.
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