Submit DNA via Email
To use our patented Email DNA Transfer-o-tron, simply
fill out your name, email (optional), and hold your thumb
against the computer screen for 5 seconds.

If you wish to purchase a Clone for someone else,
simply stick a strand of their hair to the screen.  Small
Monkey Productions can accept no liability for damage
caused to your computer hardware by the use of any
other DNA source.

Add a message if you wish, particularly if you intend to
take advantage of our Triplets for the Price of Twins
Offer.

Hit submit; it's that simple.
Your name:
Your email address:
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Monkey Wisdom Corner
 
 
 
 
 
 
Wife sleeping around?  Husband
traded you in for a younger model?  
Got a joint credit card or bank
account?  Why not buy them a Clone
today?  Maybe they'll turn out better
next time.