Road Taxation based on CO2 emissions?  
Guess what's wrong with this...  
here
Carbon Dioxide
The Small Monkey Rants
Okay, so here it is.  The Small Monkey cannot
help but notice that despite the gentle
guidance, cajoling and general 'warm and
fuzzy' nature of his Missives, sometimes it just
isn't enough.  Shocking as it may be, even
those simple words down in Monkey Wisdom
Corner aren't necessarily enough to get things
moving in the right direction.

It is time to get up close and personal.  

It is time for the Small Monkey Rants.
Monkey Wisdom Corner
The highest score possible in the
original arcade Pacman is 3,333,360.
 Achieving it makes turning water into
wine look amateurish by comparison.
The Small Monkey demands to know just
exactly what the hell is going on around here...
Home
'...the market has fallen 28 points, house
prices are falling, I'm ruined, ruined I tell
you!'...  Are you?  Are you really?  We
thought not, get a grip,
here
Interest Rates,
Stock Markets
and House Prices