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Project
Monkey Punt
Monkey Punt
| Pimp My Monkey! |
Disclaimer: Blah blah blah, blah blah blah, judging by the state of
various banks, building societies and companies around the world,
perhaps you might as well just go with what the monkey says after all.
At least we aren't charging you brokerage fees as we drain your
pension funds to fuel our Porsches...
various banks, building societies and companies around the world,
perhaps you might as well just go with what the monkey says after all.
At least we aren't charging you brokerage fees as we drain your
pension funds to fuel our Porsches...
The small monkey has: $195
| Monkey Wisdom Corner |
| Conscience is that little voice you sometimes hear, warning you that someone might be watching. |
Analysis
In a little over a year of on-and-off wagering, the small monkey has turned in a profit
of a very tidy 95%.
We cordially invite you to consider the fact that a fairly decent savings account might
return you around 5% over the course of an year, although without much of the risk
associated with entrusting your life-savings to a small monkey. Mind you, it probably
wouldn't be as much fun either.
Even more tellingly, the economic growth in major Western Economies in the last
fiscal year was a paltry 2% (ish -clearly we can't be bothered to look up the
actual figure), and is now spiralling into global recession. Hence, in our first year of
operation, it can be seen that had the governments of the free world entrusted their
budgets to the small monkey rather than all that nonsense with stock markets, hedge
funds, industry and the like - had they simply followed the Way of the Small Monkey -
they could have benefited from growth over 40 times greater than they
achieved themselves.
Yes, that's right, the small monkey is beating the markets most satisfyingly. Let's see
if he keeps this up through the recession.
of a very tidy 95%.
We cordially invite you to consider the fact that a fairly decent savings account might
return you around 5% over the course of an year, although without much of the risk
associated with entrusting your life-savings to a small monkey. Mind you, it probably
wouldn't be as much fun either.
Even more tellingly, the economic growth in major Western Economies in the last
fiscal year was a paltry 2% (ish -clearly we can't be bothered to look up the
actual figure), and is now spiralling into global recession. Hence, in our first year of
operation, it can be seen that had the governments of the free world entrusted their
budgets to the small monkey rather than all that nonsense with stock markets, hedge
funds, industry and the like - had they simply followed the Way of the Small Monkey -
they could have benefited from growth over 40 times greater than they
achieved themselves.
Yes, that's right, the small monkey is beating the markets most satisfyingly. Let's see
if he keeps this up through the recession.