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Project
Monkey Punt
Monkey Punt
| Pimp My Monkey! |
Disclaimer: Blah blah blah, blah blah blah, judging by the state of
various banks, building societies and companies around the world,
perhaps you might as well just go with what the monkey says after all.
At least we aren't charging you brokerage fees as we drain your
pension funds to fuel our Porsches...
various banks, building societies and companies around the world,
perhaps you might as well just go with what the monkey says after all.
At least we aren't charging you brokerage fees as we drain your
pension funds to fuel our Porsches...
The small monkey has: $146
| Monkey Wisdom Corner |
| Conscience is that little voice you sometimes hear, warning you that someone might be watching. |
Analysis
In just about 1 week, the small monkey is already in profit, by a very tidy 46%.
We cordially invite you to consider the fact that a fairly decent savings account might
return you around 5% over the course of an entire year, although without much
of the risk associated with entrusting your life-savings to a small monkey. Mind you,
it probably wouldn't be as much fun either.
Even more tellingly, the economic growth in major Western Economies in the last
fiscal year was a paltry 3% (ish -clearly we can't be bothered to look up the
actual figure). Hence, in only the first week of operation, it can be seen that had the
governments of the free world entrusted their budgets to the small monkey rather
than all that nonsense with stock markets, hedge funds, industry and the like - had
they simply followed the Way of the Small Monkey - they could have benefited from
growth 750 times greater than they achieved themselves.
Yes, that's right, the small monkey is currently returning close to an astonishing
2500% Per Annum return on investment.
If we keep this up, we'll be running for President.
We cordially invite you to consider the fact that a fairly decent savings account might
return you around 5% over the course of an entire year, although without much
of the risk associated with entrusting your life-savings to a small monkey. Mind you,
it probably wouldn't be as much fun either.
Even more tellingly, the economic growth in major Western Economies in the last
fiscal year was a paltry 3% (ish -clearly we can't be bothered to look up the
actual figure). Hence, in only the first week of operation, it can be seen that had the
governments of the free world entrusted their budgets to the small monkey rather
than all that nonsense with stock markets, hedge funds, industry and the like - had
they simply followed the Way of the Small Monkey - they could have benefited from
growth 750 times greater than they achieved themselves.
Yes, that's right, the small monkey is currently returning close to an astonishing
2500% Per Annum return on investment.
If we keep this up, we'll be running for President.
Monkey Bank Balance