Our Services
Small Monkey Productions is pleased to be able to offer various services through our
sister companies. Check out the links below - if there is a Service you think we should
offer, or an improvement we could make to an existing program, let us know here.
Data Back-up
Inshallah Legal
Need to back-up you data? Tired
of internet connection drop-outs?
Want a comprehensive solution?
Try our new service!
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Middle Eastern? Feel you have
been wronged? Remember, it may
be Allah's will, but it's Achmed's
Fault; stake your claim here.
Fault; stake your claim here.
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Clones-4-U
Electric Monk
Rich? Disappointed with your
children? Bereft of any serious
morals? Don’t settle for less, talk to
Clones-4-U today!
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Hectic lifestyle? No time to stop?
Worried about Eternal
Damnation? Solve your problems
today - Electric Monk Believes, so
you don’t have to!
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Cryptographers-U-Like
Clones-4-Less
RSA encryption getting you down?
Can’t hack that bank account? PIN
troubles? Interested in making a
$1million? Talk to us, you won’t be
disappointed.*
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Not Rich? Still disappointed with
your children? Can’t really afford
morals? Then try our value
service today!
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* Some users may experience disappointment
Note:
Yes, we know that it was Douglas Adams who came up with the
idea of an electric monk. We like his work a lot, and particularly
this concept. It fits in well with the Apathetic Agnostic ideals that
irritated that Douglas died before he finished the Salmon of
Doubt though.
world:
1. Those that need closure.
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