Our Services
Small Monkey Productions is pleased to be able to offer various services through our
sister companies.  Check out the links below - if there is a Service you think we should
offer, or an improvement we could make to an existing program, let us know here.
Data Back-up
Inshallah Legal
Need to back-up you data?  Tired
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Middle Eastern?  Feel you have
been wronged?  Remember, it may
be Allah's will, but it's Achmed's
Fault; stake your claim here.

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Clones-4-U
Electric Monk
Rich?  Disappointed with your
children?    Bereft of any serious
morals?  Don’t settle for less, talk to
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Clones-4-Less
RSA encryption getting you down?  
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Monkey Wisdom Corner
Note:
Yes, we know that it was Douglas Adams who came up with the
idea of an electric monk.  We like his work a lot, and particularly
this concept.  It fits in well with the Apathetic Agnostic ideals that
we might get round to discussing at some point.  We're still
irritated that Douglas died before he finished the Salmon of
Doubt though.
There are two types of people in the
world:

1.  Those that need closure.