Our Products
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At present Small Monkey Productions does not sell any products. We might at some point
in the future, but not just yet. If you think you might be interested in Small Monkey
Productions merchandise such as the examples below, drop us an email. If there is
enough interest we’ll see what we can do.
in the future, but not just yet. If you think you might be interested in Small Monkey
Productions merchandise such as the examples below, drop us an email. If there is
enough interest we’ll see what we can do.
Small Monkey Productions Mug
It’s a mug, that has a Small Monkey with a Pistol on it. You can
put coffee in it. Or tea. Or one of those girly infusion things. It’s
your mug, you can make it as personal as you want.
put coffee in it. Or tea. Or one of those girly infusion things. It’s
your mug, you can make it as personal as you want.
| Price: tbc |
Small Monkey Productions WMD T-Shirt
“I Went to Iraq to Find Weapons of Mass Destruction, But Got
Distracted By a Small Monkey” T-Shirt.
Distracted By a Small Monkey” T-Shirt.
| Price: tbc |
Small Monkey Productions High Explosive
Caseless Ammunition
Caseless Ammunition
Available in all the usual calibers, belt-fed and loose. Guaranteed
to kill them commies/infidel/jundies/paper-targets-on-the-range
(delete as applicable) better than our competitors, or we’ll throw in
a free hand-grenade...
to kill them commies/infidel/jundies/paper-targets-on-the-range
(delete as applicable) better than our competitors, or we’ll throw in
a free hand-grenade...
| Price: poa |
Small Monkey Productions Ka-bar Fighting Knife
The best fighting knives in the world, now with your favorite Small
Monkey Productions logo. Not suitable for children under 3 years’
due to small parts.
Monkey Productions logo. Not suitable for children under 3 years’
due to small parts.
Small Monkey Productions Small Monkey
Get your Very Own Small Monkey!
Note for Lawyers:
| Monkey Wisdom Corner |
If you are the sort of lawyer who is bright enough to excel in the
field of copyright and public liability law, but still dim enough to be
swayed by offers of special issue non-equity decorative stock
certificates in exchange for your services, we'd really like to hear
from you. Let's face it, if we do ever get around to selling anything
we're going to be needing you. If you have a colleague who
knows about getting off speeding offences, so much the better.
field of copyright and public liability law, but still dim enough to be
swayed by offers of special issue non-equity decorative stock
certificates in exchange for your services, we'd really like to hear
from you. Let's face it, if we do ever get around to selling anything
we're going to be needing you. If you have a colleague who
knows about getting off speeding offences, so much the better.
| Have the wisdom to accept those things you cannot change. Have the strength to change those things you cannot accept. Have the sense to clear the browser cache on your work machine regularly, or ultimately you’re screwed, no two ways about it |
| Price: poa |
| Price: tbc |