The Small Monkey Speaks
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It has become apparent to Small Monkey
Productions that we have been neglecting our
duties as the arbiters of monkey wisdom in a world
often lacking in guidance. Well, specifically
guidance that does not involve heated (and often
violent) confrontation as to who's invisible friend is
better than who's. Therefore, the Small Monkey
has decided that it is only right and proper that he
share his take on the world with you on a more
frequent basis. In exchange for this service he
requires absolutely no faith, belief, temperance or
cash donations, all of which are more usual
offerings in the mainstream world of fleecing
punters (sorry, we mean religion). So, without
further ado, the first in what we hope will be a long
series of Missives from the Monkey* (small).
Productions that we have been neglecting our
duties as the arbiters of monkey wisdom in a world
often lacking in guidance. Well, specifically
guidance that does not involve heated (and often
violent) confrontation as to who's invisible friend is
better than who's. Therefore, the Small Monkey
has decided that it is only right and proper that he
share his take on the world with you on a more
frequent basis. In exchange for this service he
requires absolutely no faith, belief, temperance or
cash donations, all of which are more usual
offerings in the mainstream world of fleecing
punters (sorry, we mean religion). So, without
further ado, the first in what we hope will be a long
series of Missives from the Monkey* (small).
A Poem
| Monkey Wisdom Corner |
*Note:
Monkey capitalized in this instance purely because it
looks better on the page and emphasises the alliteration.
No guarantee is given or implied that the monkey is a
deity. To the best of our knowledge the monkey is not a
god of any sort. All advice offered is on an as is basis
and at your own risk, any opinion you subsequently form
is your own (try it, you might like it) - we claim no divine
provenance or guidance. Please do Not Worship the
Monkey.
looks better on the page and emphasises the alliteration.
No guarantee is given or implied that the monkey is a
deity. To the best of our knowledge the monkey is not a
god of any sort. All advice offered is on an as is basis
and at your own risk, any opinion you subsequently form
is your own (try it, you might like it) - we claim no divine
provenance or guidance. Please do Not Worship the
Monkey.
| All those health-nuts will feel pretty stupid someday, lying in hospital dying of nothing. |
As good an insight as any into how the
small monkey looks at the world - here.
small monkey looks at the world - here.
| A Small Monkey Addresses the People |
Free Will
Wherein the monkey offers some
viewpoints for discussion - here.
viewpoints for discussion - here.
Horoscopes
Astrology: it's for winners - here.
New Year's Resolutions
It turns out that absolutely the best
time to make a commitment to a
life-changing decision is after many
hours of partying; the Small Monkey
offers an alternative - here.
time to make a commitment to a
life-changing decision is after many
hours of partying; the Small Monkey
offers an alternative - here.
Another Poem
Another small poem, on the subject of
equality - here.
equality - here.
More on Changing Your Life
Quit Smoking. Or don't, depending on
whether or not you want to. Rest assured
though, that's the only thing it depends on
- here.
whether or not you want to. Rest assured
though, that's the only thing it depends on
- here.