Inshallah Legal Service
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The Team
Small Monkey Productions have teamed up with some of the finest legal minds in
the business, including:
Abe Cohen, of Cohen, Cohen, Cohen, Cohen, Cohen & Jones -
"Where there's blame, there's a claim"
Jules Appstein, of Appstein, Goldberg, Appsberg & Smith -
"Where there's a claim, there's no shame"
Heinrich von Battenberg, head of the Sven, Sven, Sven, Jens and Sven team -
"Where there's a Dane, he's probably to blame"
the business, including:
Abe Cohen, of Cohen, Cohen, Cohen, Cohen, Cohen & Jones -
"Where there's blame, there's a claim"
Jules Appstein, of Appstein, Goldberg, Appsberg & Smith -
"Where there's a claim, there's no shame"
Heinrich von Battenberg, head of the Sven, Sven, Sven, Jens and Sven team -
"Where there's a Dane, he's probably to blame"
| Operators are Standing-by to take your details |
What We Can do For You
Our crack legal team is standing-by right now to take up your case. We are
offering outstanding introductory rates, and can honestly promise that our
time-sheets will be surpassed only by our passion for painstakingly rechecking
your case files, and all at the same low* hourly rate.
offering outstanding introductory rates, and can honestly promise that our
time-sheets will be surpassed only by our passion for painstakingly rechecking
your case files, and all at the same low* hourly rate.
BONUS FEATURE!
To make doubly sure of a successful outcome, why not ask the Electric Monk to
believe in your case? Over 10 million satisfied users can't be wrong**.
believe in your case? Over 10 million satisfied users can't be wrong**.
Apply Now
So, if you're living in the Middle East, and think you have been wronged, get in
touch with us using the form below. Remember our motto:
touch with us using the form below. Remember our motto:
| It May Be Allah's Will, But It's Achmed's Fault; Now Give Me Some Money |
*"Low" in the same sense
that cosmologists say the
Earth is "young" at
4.6billion years' old.
that cosmologists say the
Earth is "young" at
4.6billion years' old.
**Over 10 million satisfied
users refers to the number
of people with internet
access who could have
used the Electric Monk and
complained about it, but
(as yet) have not.
users refers to the number
of people with internet
access who could have
used the Electric Monk and
complained about it, but
(as yet) have not.
| Monkey Wisdom Corner |
| We may be slow, but rest assured that we are expensive. |