History
Within this site you will, in essence, find a selection of gubbins that we don’t have room
in our heads for anymore.  In that sense this is not so much a website as therapy, and
pretty cheap therapy at that.  Herein you may stumble across diatribes and discussion,
hearsay and heresy - any and all of which may be related to monkeys (small).  It won’t
warp your world, but it might just give your version of reality a gentle spin.

So step
inside for a few moments, kick off your shoes and take your mind off the hook;
much of what is within is at least inaccurate, if not wildly apocryphal, but that hasn’t
stopped the other 6,786,318,583,763* random pages on the web, so I’m not going to let
that little fact bother me unduly.

Enzo - 2006

* figure completely fabricated, which just goes to prove my point in a self-referential kind of way.  
Especially since this page is included in the count.
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