Within this site you will, in essence, find a selection of gubbins that we don’t have room in our heads for anymore. In that sense this is not so much a website as therapy, and pretty cheap therapy at that. Herein you may stumble across diatribes and discussion, hearsay and heresy - any and all of which may be related to monkeys (small). It won’t warp your world, but it might just give your version of reality a gentle spin.
So step inside for a few moments, kick off your shoes and take your mind off the hook; much of what is within is at least inaccurate, if not wildly apocryphal, but that hasn’t stopped the other 6,786,318,583,763* random pages on the web, so I’m not going to let that little fact bother me unduly.
Enzo - 2006
* figure completely fabricated, which just goes to prove my point in a self-referential kind of way. Especially since this page is included in the count.