The People's Republic
of Engmark
of Engmark
Citizenship, constitution,
currency, and many more
things beginning with the
letter 'c' to come!
currency, and many more
things beginning with the
letter 'c' to come!
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If any of this sounds good to you,
why not click on the banner below?
Those crazy Vikings need your
support.
why not click on the banner below?
Those crazy Vikings need your
support.
The Central Tenets of Engmark
The Citizens of Engmark are united by several common themes. The themes
are thus:
are thus:
Lager
Preferably Tuborg or Carlsberg, the social
consumption of lager is of the utmost
importance to Engmark.
consumption of lager is of the utmost
importance to Engmark.
| Tolerance |
Engmark is about tolerance and teamwork. Do not
confuse tolerance with weakness. We've got guns,
and will use them if provoked.
confuse tolerance with weakness. We've got guns,
and will use them if provoked.
Guns
Like we said, we've got guns. Lots of guns.
We particularly like these ones.
We particularly like these ones.
| Ordnance |
We also feel it is vitally important to have a large
amount of things that go bang lying around.
You never know when they'll come in handy.
amount of things that go bang lying around.
You never know when they'll come in handy.
Humour
Hvad er det første en blondine gør når
hun vågner? Tager tøjet på og går
hjem. I think that says it all really.
hun vågner? Tager tøjet på og går
hjem. I think that says it all really.
Apply For Citizenship
If this sounds good to you, why not apply for
citizenship today? It's free of charge, and you can
keep your current passport.
Apply here...
citizenship today? It's free of charge, and you can
keep your current passport.
Apply here...
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