The People's Republic of Engmark -
Citizenship Test
That's right folks, the long (not very) awaited, much (not really) demanded
Engmark Citizenship application.  Membership of this elite cadre will, at some point,
bring all sorts of benefits.  Hell, we might even knock-up a groovy certificate and
email it out to you.  Citizenship is absolutely free of charge, and carries with it no
real obligations other than continuing to live by the principles you already do.  That
is, if you make it past the fiendish test below.

If your answer is 'yes', check the box.  If not, leave it blank.  There are no absolute
'correct' answers (except for one question), so feel free to elaborate on anything
you like in the comments box.  Hit submit, it's that simple.  
The Application Form
Your name:
Your email address:
Are you French?
 Do you back up your
opinions with
verifiable facts?
Do you think freedom
of expression is
generally a good
thing?
Can you shoot
straight?
Do you think it is a
good idea to
slaughter other
people based solely
on the advice of a
poorly edited
inconsistent book
cobbled together by at
least 15 different
semi-literate hermits
thousands of years'
ago?
 Do you drink lager, or
at least agree that
those who wish to
should be able to?
Do you have an
opinion of ze
Germans?  If so,
expand below.
Have you seen my car
keys?
Additional Comments:
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Seriously, have you seen my
car keys?  They were on my
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