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Features:
- Mutual Appreciation of Lager
- Freedom of Expression
- Quite a Good Flag
- Excellent Cartoons
| A New Country for a New Age |
| NEW FEATURE! Apply for Citizenship, Completely Free of Charge!!! |
We at Small Monkey Productions are big fans of freedom of expression, and
we are particularly keen on even handed treatment of all. We see distinctions
based on something as demonstrably ridiculous as religion as unhelpful at
best, and downright dangerous at worst; therefore we make none.
We also believe that if you spout bigotry and hatred based on the publication
of cartoons, when the self-same parties that are crying foul have used the
same tactics (or worse) to slander and demonise other religious groups for
years', you are not even worthy of contempt. We don't care what your rules
are, but if you're going to apply any you should be doing it both ways fellas.
Small Monkey Productions have seen two nations, who's teamwork and
cooperation belies the fact that the two disparate countries have spent over a
millennium knocking the crap out of each other, from Eric the Red raping and
pillaging across Northern England to the Fleet burning Copenhagen to the
ground. Through the common bonds of Tuborg, Carlsberg, and a willingness
to get armed up to the teeth in order to defend the freedom of others, a new
nation is being forged.
Small Monkey Productions have seen the future, and it's drinking lager,
wearing a hat with two horns on it, and singing 'come and have a go if you
think you're hard enough'.
Welcome to Engmark.
we are particularly keen on even handed treatment of all. We see distinctions
based on something as demonstrably ridiculous as religion as unhelpful at
best, and downright dangerous at worst; therefore we make none.
We also believe that if you spout bigotry and hatred based on the publication
of cartoons, when the self-same parties that are crying foul have used the
same tactics (or worse) to slander and demonise other religious groups for
years', you are not even worthy of contempt. We don't care what your rules
are, but if you're going to apply any you should be doing it both ways fellas.
Small Monkey Productions have seen two nations, who's teamwork and
cooperation belies the fact that the two disparate countries have spent over a
millennium knocking the crap out of each other, from Eric the Red raping and
pillaging across Northern England to the Fleet burning Copenhagen to the
ground. Through the common bonds of Tuborg, Carlsberg, and a willingness
to get armed up to the teeth in order to defend the freedom of others, a new
nation is being forged.
Small Monkey Productions have seen the future, and it's drinking lager,
wearing a hat with two horns on it, and singing 'come and have a go if you
think you're hard enough'.
Welcome to Engmark.
| Monkey Wisdom Corner |
| Viking should properly be pronounced Wye-king. If only because it makes the next pages sound funnier. |
Important announcement: Hello to Vicky P - the latest member of the People's
Republic of Engmark! Even liking Klinnsman can't get you thrown out of here...
Republic of Engmark! Even liking Klinnsman can't get you thrown out of here...