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Small Monkey Productions is
About to Be Rich!!!!
About to Be Rich!!!!
Our Response
Dear Mr Leeds
I am very excited to have been offered this opportunity, as it just so happens that I
could do with US$4million since my last speedboat sank.
Whilst I am somewhat surprised that someone who clearly cannot write in the
English language could hold down an influential job at an organisation such as
Natwest in London, I appreciate the effort you have clearly gone to in cobbling
together your attempt at an email to me; obviously 'F7' was not working on your
computer that day, so well done for finding the 'send' button.
Of course, one must be careful these days as there are so many scam artists
around; I must admit that at first I was worried. However, your broad knowledge of
banking law, demonstrated by your knowledge of the existence of a 5-year
deadline for claiming the funds of any random deceased that takes your fancy has
allayed my fears. The fact that you state that Morris Thompson died in Jan 2000,
and it is now close to 6 and a half years' later does seem a tad incongruous, but
I'm sure you can explain.
I am impressed with how much you trust me, given that you are happy to transfer
this money to my account for later disbursement without even knowing which
country I am in. As a token of my appreciation, I would like to save you the trouble
of visiting 'my country', so please simply provide me with your address, full bank
details and Mother's maiden name, and I'll transfer the cash straight to you.
I look forward to receiving my funds.
Lots of Love,
Enzo
I am very excited to have been offered this opportunity, as it just so happens that I
could do with US$4million since my last speedboat sank.
Whilst I am somewhat surprised that someone who clearly cannot write in the
English language could hold down an influential job at an organisation such as
Natwest in London, I appreciate the effort you have clearly gone to in cobbling
together your attempt at an email to me; obviously 'F7' was not working on your
computer that day, so well done for finding the 'send' button.
Of course, one must be careful these days as there are so many scam artists
around; I must admit that at first I was worried. However, your broad knowledge of
banking law, demonstrated by your knowledge of the existence of a 5-year
deadline for claiming the funds of any random deceased that takes your fancy has
allayed my fears. The fact that you state that Morris Thompson died in Jan 2000,
and it is now close to 6 and a half years' later does seem a tad incongruous, but
I'm sure you can explain.
I am impressed with how much you trust me, given that you are happy to transfer
this money to my account for later disbursement without even knowing which
country I am in. As a token of my appreciation, I would like to save you the trouble
of visiting 'my country', so please simply provide me with your address, full bank
details and Mother's maiden name, and I'll transfer the cash straight to you.
I look forward to receiving my funds.
Lots of Love,
Enzo
Surely we will get a reply soon, so watch this space. We will be sharing the loot with
the first 100 people who email us after the cash is received, as a thank you for your
continuing support. Unless, for some strange reason, the transfer doesn't come
through of course...
the first 100 people who email us after the cash is received, as a thank you for your
continuing support. Unless, for some strange reason, the transfer doesn't come
through of course...
| Monkey Wisdom Corner |
| If you took $4million in $1 bills, and laid them end to end around the equator, a lot of them would get quite wet. |
Update: It appears that the erstwhile Mr Leeds has managed to mislay the
funds he referred to. Or maybe he has just mislaid his email password. Either
way, we don't seem to have heard back from him for a while, which as you can
imagine is quite a shock to us. Oh well, we'll just have to keep saving up for that
Aston Martin by stealing milk-bottles off doorsteps and selling them on to dodgy
corner shops. Just for comedy value, we'll leave our email reply up, in the vain
hope than one day the cash will arrive. Yeah, right.
funds he referred to. Or maybe he has just mislaid his email password. Either
way, we don't seem to have heard back from him for a while, which as you can
imagine is quite a shock to us. Oh well, we'll just have to keep saving up for that
Aston Martin by stealing milk-bottles off doorsteps and selling them on to dodgy
corner shops. Just for comedy value, we'll leave our email reply up, in the vain
hope than one day the cash will arrive. Yeah, right.