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Small Monkey Productions is
About to Be Rich!!!!
About to Be Rich!!!!
You heard it here first folks, Small Monkey
Productions is about to pick up over
US$4million!!! We'd like to give you, our
loyal readers, the chance to get in on the
action.
'How are we doing this?' we hear you cry...
Read the following email we received and
judge for yourself:
Productions is about to pick up over
US$4million!!! We'd like to give you, our
loyal readers, the chance to get in on the
action.
'How are we doing this?' we hear you cry...
Read the following email we received and
judge for yourself:
| A small monkey who will soon be shopping for a new car |
Dear Sir/Madam
I am a staff of Natwest Bank London. I am writing following an oppurtunity in my
office that will be of imense benefit to both of us. In my department we
discovered an abandoned sum of $22.5million Dollars (twenty two million five
hundred thousan Dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign
customers Late Mr. Morris Thompson an American who unfortunately
lost his life in the plane crash of Alaska Airlines Flight 261 which crashed on
January 31th, 2000 including his wife and only daughter.
You shall read more about the crash on visiting this site.
http://www.cnn.com/2000/US/02/01/alaska.airlines.list/
and
http://www.nativefederation.org/history/people/mThompson.html
Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin
or relatives to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it
unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as
indicated in our banking guidelines.
Unfortunately I learnt that his supposed next of kin being his only daughter died
along with him in the plane crash leaving nobody with the knowledge of this
fund behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I and two other
officials in this department now decided to make business with you and
release the money to you as the next of kin or beneficiary of the funds for safety
keeping and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it
and we don't want this money to go back into Government treasury as unclaimed
bill. The banking law and guidelines here stipulates that such money
remained after five years the money will be transferred into banking treasury as
unclaimed funds.
We agreed that 20% of this money will be for you as foreign partner, while the
balance will be for me and my colleagues. I will visit your country for the
disbursement according to the percentages indicated above once this money gets
into your account. Please be honest to me and my colleagues trust is our
watchword in this transaction. Note this transaction is confidential and risk free.
As soon as you receive this mail.please do your very best to get in touch with our
(FOREIGN PAYMENT DIRECTOR)
email at: lewis_alderwood@virgilio.it or
lewis_alderwood@zwallet.com
Please note that all necessary arrangement for the smooth release of these funds
has been finalised. Our Foreign Payment Director,Dr LEWIS ALDERWOOD.will
give you specific instruction on what todo. Please in your response include your
telephone number for easy communication between us.
Best Regards!
Mr Crawford Leeds
I am a staff of Natwest Bank London. I am writing following an oppurtunity in my
office that will be of imense benefit to both of us. In my department we
discovered an abandoned sum of $22.5million Dollars (twenty two million five
hundred thousan Dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign
customers Late Mr. Morris Thompson an American who unfortunately
lost his life in the plane crash of Alaska Airlines Flight 261 which crashed on
January 31th, 2000 including his wife and only daughter.
You shall read more about the crash on visiting this site.
http://www.cnn.com/2000/US/02/01/alaska.airlines.list/
and
http://www.nativefederation.org/history/people/mThompson.html
Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin
or relatives to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it
unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as
indicated in our banking guidelines.
Unfortunately I learnt that his supposed next of kin being his only daughter died
along with him in the plane crash leaving nobody with the knowledge of this
fund behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I and two other
officials in this department now decided to make business with you and
release the money to you as the next of kin or beneficiary of the funds for safety
keeping and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it
and we don't want this money to go back into Government treasury as unclaimed
bill. The banking law and guidelines here stipulates that such money
remained after five years the money will be transferred into banking treasury as
unclaimed funds.
We agreed that 20% of this money will be for you as foreign partner, while the
balance will be for me and my colleagues. I will visit your country for the
disbursement according to the percentages indicated above once this money gets
into your account. Please be honest to me and my colleagues trust is our
watchword in this transaction. Note this transaction is confidential and risk free.
As soon as you receive this mail.please do your very best to get in touch with our
(FOREIGN PAYMENT DIRECTOR)
email at: lewis_alderwood@virgilio.it or
lewis_alderwood@zwallet.com
Please note that all necessary arrangement for the smooth release of these funds
has been finalised. Our Foreign Payment Director,Dr LEWIS ALDERWOOD.will
give you specific instruction on what todo. Please in your response include your
telephone number for easy communication between us.
Best Regards!
Mr Crawford Leeds
Sounds great doesn't it? Here's our
response...
response...
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