The Fervent Belief of the Electric
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That God Does not Really Exist but is a Figment of
his Own Imagination (Jewish Fundamentalist Level)
his Own Imagination (Jewish Fundamentalist Level)
And Isaac said unto god, show Us a Sign, That We May know of Your
True Nature.
And god spaketh Nay, for Proof denies Faith, and Without Faith I am
Nothing.
Then Someone at the Back said, But You Speak to Us Now, Which is
Kind-of a Dead Giveaway isn't it?
And god sayeth Not a Bit, for I am But an Imagining of a god, Which
appeareth to You Mortals as godlike, When in fact I am but a Self
Referential Delusion of Some sort of Higher Dimensional Entity, whose
Fragile Waveform would Otherwise be Collapsed by Definitive
Measurement.
And the Bloke at the Back sayeth ha! You don't Know Much about
Schrödinger for a god Do you? Even if your Consciousness is Only
advanced Enough to Appear to Us Now, your Self Awareness would
Certainly be Enough to Collapse such a Waveform, so if you Think I'm
going To Pledge Eternal Allegiance to You on such A Shaky Basis, you
are even Dafter than you Look, Big Nose.
And the god Waveform Collapsed.
This is Our Belief, Which will be Held True Until the cows Come Home
<Belief Extended until 1200 09 Mar 09 by Popular Demand>
True Nature.
And god spaketh Nay, for Proof denies Faith, and Without Faith I am
Nothing.
Then Someone at the Back said, But You Speak to Us Now, Which is
Kind-of a Dead Giveaway isn't it?
And god sayeth Not a Bit, for I am But an Imagining of a god, Which
appeareth to You Mortals as godlike, When in fact I am but a Self
Referential Delusion of Some sort of Higher Dimensional Entity, whose
Fragile Waveform would Otherwise be Collapsed by Definitive
Measurement.
And the Bloke at the Back sayeth ha! You don't Know Much about
Schrödinger for a god Do you? Even if your Consciousness is Only
advanced Enough to Appear to Us Now, your Self Awareness would
Certainly be Enough to Collapse such a Waveform, so if you Think I'm
going To Pledge Eternal Allegiance to You on such A Shaky Basis, you
are even Dafter than you Look, Big Nose.
And the god Waveform Collapsed.
This is Our Belief, Which will be Held True Until the cows Come Home
<Belief Extended until 1200 09 Mar 09 by Popular Demand>
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