The Fervent Belief of the Electric
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That Monkeys Should be Armed (Anglican Level)
And yea, though Thou Shalt Walk through The Shadow of the Valley of
Nastiness, Thou shalt Fear no Evil, for the Monkeys shall be Armed.
And Isiah said, but Lo!, is it not Wrong that the Simian Brethren have
Flamethrowers?
And the Lord Spaketh nay, for The Monkeys are Truly God's Wingmen,
and Shall have Unto them Everlasting Armour Piercing Rounds, and all
the Napalm they Can eat.
This is the Word, which is the True Word, and shall be held True Unto
Swindon Falls, and all is Dust.
<Belief Expires 4 July 08>
This belief has been downgraded to Anglican Level at the request of the
Monkeys, who would like to point out that they don't care what you
believe in, when the time comes there'll be no more sitting around in zoos
throwing bits of car tyre at your Great Aunt Edna, they'll be shooting first
and asking questions later (if practicable) just you wait and see.
Nastiness, Thou shalt Fear no Evil, for the Monkeys shall be Armed.
And Isiah said, but Lo!, is it not Wrong that the Simian Brethren have
Flamethrowers?
And the Lord Spaketh nay, for The Monkeys are Truly God's Wingmen,
and Shall have Unto them Everlasting Armour Piercing Rounds, and all
the Napalm they Can eat.
This is the Word, which is the True Word, and shall be held True Unto
Swindon Falls, and all is Dust.
<Belief Expires 4 July 08>
This belief has been downgraded to Anglican Level at the request of the
Monkeys, who would like to point out that they don't care what you
believe in, when the time comes there'll be no more sitting around in zoos
throwing bits of car tyre at your Great Aunt Edna, they'll be shooting first
and asking questions later (if practicable) just you wait and see.
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