The Former Belief of the Electric
Monk
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That Ken is a Fish (Jihad Level) - EXPIRED
We Believe the There is but One Ken, and that Verily He is a Fish. We
Shall Smite the Infidel who Claim that He is but a Mammal, and Shall
Read to them from the Holy Book of Ken the Fish, so that They may Be
Enlightened.
We put Our Faith in Ken the Fish, so that We May be Reunited With Our
Brothers in the Great Pond in The Sky unto Eternity, and will Stone to
Death Those that Say that Trees are Better.
This is Our Creed, Upon Which we will Declare Jihad upon the
UnBelievers, Which we will Hold Dear until All Eternity.
<Belief Expires 1600 21 May 06>.
Shall Smite the Infidel who Claim that He is but a Mammal, and Shall
Read to them from the Holy Book of Ken the Fish, so that They may Be
Enlightened.
We put Our Faith in Ken the Fish, so that We May be Reunited With Our
Brothers in the Great Pond in The Sky unto Eternity, and will Stone to
Death Those that Say that Trees are Better.
This is Our Creed, Upon Which we will Declare Jihad upon the
UnBelievers, Which we will Hold Dear until All Eternity.
<Belief Expires 1600 21 May 06>.
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