The Fervent Belief of the Electric
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That Firefox is the Way Forward (Catholic Level)
And Bill Gates surveyed the Operating System, and saw That it Was
Good. On the Seventh day, he Played Golf.
But the Techno-geeks cared Not for Golf. They saw the Internet
Explorer, and were Disheartened. But rather Than Complain about This,
they worked Together for a Solution.
And verily Unto the World the mighty Firefox was Born.
And Bill Saw it, and could Not Buy it, and was Dismayed.
And Lo! The Techno-geeks saw That it was Good, and Gave it unto the
World Gratis, that they Might Suffer no more the Plagues of Pop-Ups and
Slow Graphics.
<This Belief is an Integral Part of the Electric Monk's Operating System,
and Hence Can Not Expire>
Good. On the Seventh day, he Played Golf.
But the Techno-geeks cared Not for Golf. They saw the Internet
Explorer, and were Disheartened. But rather Than Complain about This,
they worked Together for a Solution.
And verily Unto the World the mighty Firefox was Born.
And Bill Saw it, and could Not Buy it, and was Dismayed.
And Lo! The Techno-geeks saw That it was Good, and Gave it unto the
World Gratis, that they Might Suffer no more the Plagues of Pop-Ups and
Slow Graphics.
<This Belief is an Integral Part of the Electric Monk's Operating System,
and Hence Can Not Expire>
| Monkey Wisdom Corner |
| Do you own an MP3 player? I bet you put your own tunes on it didn't you? You're not just listening to the sample music that came with it are you? So why are you still settling for Internet Explorer on your PC? Hit the button. Now! Don't wait, change your browsing experience for the better (and for free). Tell 'em the Small Monkey sent ya. |
