The Fervent Belief of the Electric
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That Easy Jet are a Viable Alternative to the Air
Force (Catholic Level) - EXPIRED
Force (Catholic Level) - EXPIRED
And There was an Air Force, who Had within Their Remit but Two Tasks.
And the Tasks Were Thus:
That The Mail Be delivered Unto others In Something Approaching a
Timely Fashion, and That Flights be Organised For those that Require
them.
And they Screwed these tasks Up Royally, for They were dissuaded from
Leaving their Air Conditioned 5 star Hotels by the Free Pretzels, which
were the Devil's Work.
Seeing this, there Was wailing, and a Gnashing of the Teeth, and Laser
Sights were pointed Heavenwards upon Those Seldom times when They
were seen Flying in their Parrots of Paraffin.
And so the Consensus was Made, Sack the lot of Them, and Hand it all
Over to that Stelios Bloke. He will sort It for Us.
<Belief Expires 2359 21 December 06>.
And the Tasks Were Thus:
That The Mail Be delivered Unto others In Something Approaching a
Timely Fashion, and That Flights be Organised For those that Require
them.
And they Screwed these tasks Up Royally, for They were dissuaded from
Leaving their Air Conditioned 5 star Hotels by the Free Pretzels, which
were the Devil's Work.
Seeing this, there Was wailing, and a Gnashing of the Teeth, and Laser
Sights were pointed Heavenwards upon Those Seldom times when They
were seen Flying in their Parrots of Paraffin.
And so the Consensus was Made, Sack the lot of Them, and Hand it all
Over to that Stelios Bloke. He will sort It for Us.
<Belief Expires 2359 21 December 06>.
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