The Fervent Belief of the Electric
Monk
That Tony Blair is the Best Socialist Prime Minister
Britain Has Ever Had (Jihad Level) - EXPIRED
And Lo! For in Even in Those Early years of the Blair Hegemony of the
Labour Party, it Soon Became Obvious even unto The Weak, and The
Idiotic and the Lame that “modernization” was But a Means to an End -
that End Being power, Though the Means Themselves were Shrouded in
Mystery.
And it Was Written, that Since Labour’s Socialism was in Practice more of
A Labourist social Democracy, inspiration Could be Drawn from Bill
Clinton and His tribe Of “New” Democrats.
Thenceforth, Blair and Brown "Borrowed" much From their US Brethren,
for unto Us they Brought their Attempt to secure the Middle ground, and
ham-fisted Tailoring of economic Policy to appear To Assist the Working
Poor.
Their Epic sloganeering was seen Throughout the Land Such that Brown
borrowed “workfare” while Blair adopted the very New Democrat slogan,
“Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime.” It could Oft times Be
seen that Blair’s Leadership style Sought to poach from the right before
the Right had an Opportunity to Popularise what it Had Thought up.
And The huddled Masses saw that This Was Good, and Elected the Best
Socialist Prime Minister Britain has Ever Had.
This is Our Belief, Which will be Held True Until Blair Leaves Office
<Belief Expires Sooner Rather Than Later>
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