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Features:
- Peace of Mind
- Save Money
- Avoid Blocked URLs at Work
| A Small Monkey, with a Pile of Data |
Introduction
Are you tired of your internet connection tripping out? Does your
employer block access to your favourite sites? Do you want the
peace of mind of knowing the data you need is safe and accessible?
Then speak to Small Monkey's Data Backup Service Today!
employer block access to your favourite sites? Do you want the
peace of mind of knowing the data you need is safe and accessible?
Then speak to Small Monkey's Data Backup Service Today!
Brand New Algorithm
Small Monkey Productions is pleased to be able to offer a competitively priced
and utterly comprehensive data backup service. We have drastically reduced
the costs associated with currently available data backup resources by cutting
out all that complicated rubbish about only archiving certain data and scanning
for modified files. All those clever algorithms need some cunning coding, and
frankly we are not going to be paying anyone to do that. We'd do it ourselves,
but to be honest the monkey has got hold of a 4 x 4 x 4 Rubik's cube, and says
he isn't doing anything else until he's solved it. He generally does most of the
coding, but that hasn't stopped me producing the much-simplified data selection
algorithm at the heart of our new software.
In fact, perhaps "algorithm" is too strong a word. Our new software works by
simply backing up all of the data you might, at some unspecified point in the
future, need. That's right, the whole lot. As in, your computer, your network,
and
and utterly comprehensive data backup service. We have drastically reduced
the costs associated with currently available data backup resources by cutting
out all that complicated rubbish about only archiving certain data and scanning
for modified files. All those clever algorithms need some cunning coding, and
frankly we are not going to be paying anyone to do that. We'd do it ourselves,
but to be honest the monkey has got hold of a 4 x 4 x 4 Rubik's cube, and says
he isn't doing anything else until he's solved it. He generally does most of the
coding, but that hasn't stopped me producing the much-simplified data selection
algorithm at the heart of our new software.
In fact, perhaps "algorithm" is too strong a word. Our new software works by
simply backing up all of the data you might, at some unspecified point in the
future, need. That's right, the whole lot. As in, your computer, your network,
and
| The Whole Frikkin Internet |
The benefits of this are clear; you are bound to capture the data you need; you
can avoid blocked URLs at work by simply taking your own copy of the internet
and installing it on your work machine; you will never have to wait whilst an
internet connection is restored again!
All this, for the small price of a few more disks than the normal backup options.
We are sure you will agree, the Small Monkey Productions Data Backup Service
is the choice of winners.
can avoid blocked URLs at work by simply taking your own copy of the internet
and installing it on your work machine; you will never have to wait whilst an
internet connection is restored again!
All this, for the small price of a few more disks than the normal backup options.
We are sure you will agree, the Small Monkey Productions Data Backup Service
is the choice of winners.
SPECIAL OFFER!
So confident are we, that the first 100 users will get a COMPLETELY FREE
TRIAL! You will, however, have to supply the media for the backup.
TRIAL! You will, however, have to supply the media for the backup.
Our software indicates that there are currently 7500TB of data to be backed
up. Please ensure that you have 5208333340 floppy disks, 12500000 CD-Rs,
or 1.6 million DVD-Rs available. Please be aware that the backup may take a
few minutes, depending on the speed of your system.
Click below when you are ready to continue...
up. Please ensure that you have 5208333340 floppy disks, 12500000 CD-Rs,
or 1.6 million DVD-Rs available. Please be aware that the backup may take a
few minutes, depending on the speed of your system.
Click below when you are ready to continue...
| Monkey Wisdom Corner |
| Never play poker with someone who's middle name is 'the'. |