Contact Us
As ever, mail is hard to come by when we're
on our travels.  If you are an optimist, and if
you really want to send us mail, you can try:

Small Monkey Productions
The Arctic and Associated Areas
In the Snow
Next to the Big Moose

If you don’t fancy your chances with that
(and who would?), a better bet is the email
contact form below:
A Small Junglie Monkey - not in
his Usual Environment
Your name:
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Comments:
You can use this form to comment on our Products or
Services, our Philosophy, or anything else that takes
your fancy.  However, if you want any chance of a
response, please ensure that you give a correct email
address*.
Monkey Wisdom Corner
You don't make friends with Salad.
*  The only use that will be made of your email address is if you request an individual
response to a comment.  Comments may be replied to publicly on this site if I ever get
round to it, but will not include any details that enable the originator to be identified
(including your email address).  At Small Monkey Productions, we barely have the
technical expertise to cobble this site together, let alone harvest email addresses and sell
contact lists to huge corporations that, quite frankly, we just can't be bothered to talk to.  We
can't even program our video recorder with a greater than 60% probability of success, so
rest assured that your email address is going nowhere.  If you are that concerned, don't
put it on the form - it's not required anyway.