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Features:
- Not Bad Motels
- Payment Plans Available**
- Probably Legal
- Prices from $150
| SPECIAL OFFER! $150 too much? Then earn extra cash by getting up off the couch and doing some work for once!!! |
| Get the Offspring You Probably Deserve! |
Here at Clones-4-Less we are proud to be able to offer an
alternative to those for whom our Clones-4-U program is not
suitable.
Rather than all of that tedious mucking about with ’science’,
Clones-4-Less has developed a more direct route to cloning.
This has reduced many of the associated costs, and we are
pleased to be able to pass on these saving to you, our loyal
customers.
The Clones-4-Less program cannot, unfortunately, guarantee
an exact genetic match. However, we can get pretty darn close,
and here’s how:
On receipt of your payment, and a recent photo’, Clones-4-
Less will spend a minimum of 15 minutes scouring the world for
a male and female who look quite like you. We will then offer
them a bottle of own-brand screw top sparkling wine, a Barry
White CD, and 20 minutes in a Quality Motel. Boom, in 9
months’ time your very own clone will arrive, kicking and
screaming. Should conception not occur after the second
attempt, the third try will be on us.
Application for Clone
Terms and conditions apply*.
alternative to those for whom our Clones-4-U program is not
suitable.
Rather than all of that tedious mucking about with ’science’,
Clones-4-Less has developed a more direct route to cloning.
This has reduced many of the associated costs, and we are
pleased to be able to pass on these saving to you, our loyal
customers.
The Clones-4-Less program cannot, unfortunately, guarantee
an exact genetic match. However, we can get pretty darn close,
and here’s how:
On receipt of your payment, and a recent photo’, Clones-4-
Less will spend a minimum of 15 minutes scouring the world for
a male and female who look quite like you. We will then offer
them a bottle of own-brand screw top sparkling wine, a Barry
White CD, and 20 minutes in a Quality Motel. Boom, in 9
months’ time your very own clone will arrive, kicking and
screaming. Should conception not occur after the second
attempt, the third try will be on us.
Application for Clone
Terms and conditions apply*.
** Poor Credit Rating? Then
why not try our “pay us in full,
up front, right now you pikey
git” plan?
why not try our “pay us in full,
up front, right now you pikey
git” plan?
| Monkey Wisdom Corner |
Terms and Conditions
| There are fewer than 10 thousand credit cards in the world. I know this because my bank’s website says that the “3 or 4 digit security code on the back is a unique number that identifies the card….” |
* By using this service, you agree that Clones-4-Less has absolutely
no obligation whatsoever to actually do anything other than take
your money and laugh at you good and hard. In the hugely unlikely
event that we do carry out the procedure above, there is virtually no
chance that the couple in question will agree to hand over the
‘clone’. That said, if you think you are being hard done by, you
should see what we are trying to pull on the rich guys over here.
no obligation whatsoever to actually do anything other than take
your money and laugh at you good and hard. In the hugely unlikely
event that we do carry out the procedure above, there is virtually no
chance that the couple in question will agree to hand over the
‘clone’. That said, if you think you are being hard done by, you
should see what we are trying to pull on the rich guys over here.