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In order to find two suitable 'donors', we will require an
up-to-date image of you. Worry not, Clones-4-Less
software is capturing your image over the internet as we
speak, using our patented Reverse-morphic-field
Resonanting-screen-O-matic. If you feel a slight tingling
sensation, that's probably just the elevated radiation levels
killing a few chromosomes you didn't really need anyway.
If we have judged our target demographic correctly, the
time it has taken you to read and understand the
paragraph above was ample for our software to capture
your image. And then write a short novel about the
process. By hand.
Now just fill out the form, and hit submit:
up-to-date image of you. Worry not, Clones-4-Less
software is capturing your image over the internet as we
speak, using our patented Reverse-morphic-field
Resonanting-screen-O-matic. If you feel a slight tingling
sensation, that's probably just the elevated radiation levels
killing a few chromosomes you didn't really need anyway.
If we have judged our target demographic correctly, the
time it has taken you to read and understand the
paragraph above was ample for our software to capture
your image. And then write a short novel about the
process. By hand.
Now just fill out the form, and hit submit:
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