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Productions, the premier website
dedicated to providing Small Monkey
related shennanigans for you, the
discerning customer.  Those of you who
have navigated here having seen one
of Monkey’s short films will already have
an idea of what we are about.  I can’t
help but wonder what the hell the rest
of you were searching for if this site has
come up as a match, but welcome all
the same.
Arctic Monkey!
Disclaimer:  No monkeys were harmed in the making of this
website.  Some of the content may offend the religious, ethical or
moral views of some people.  If you think you might be one of those
people, and find our views offensive, just remember that probably
means that we find your views offensive too.  Just skip those parts,
and enjoy the bits about monkeys.  Everyone likes monkeys**.
** Except for, of course, those people who do not.  But I think we can all agree
that their opinion can (and should) be discounted.
You will no doubt have seen some of the Missives from the Monkey.  Somehow
though, missives just didn't seem enough.  The Monkey (Small) just has too much
pent up energy to expend, and he intends to do so by explaining some of the myriad
ways the world is going to hell in a hand-basket.  Don't worry though, he has some
solutions too...

That's right folks - it's time for Small Monkey Rants.

Or just pick a button from over on the left there...
Monkey Wisdom Corner
Is the Small Monkey a superior judge of sporting events?  Find out at Project Monkey Punt...
He who would seek the path of
enlightenment, should first ensure
that he has a suitable hat.  Otherwise
his ears will get cold, which is rubbish.